The Twelve Capers of Christmas: Day 12

The Twelve Capers of Christmas: Day 12

Day 12

Escape

2018/12/23

Status report:

5:43pm: Building is clear. No sign of threats. Premises secure. Shift change scheduled for 1800 hours.

6:04pm: Guard change successful. Notes: “Extra staff has been reported for duty and has been assigned as per directions.”

6:12pm: Inquiry: “Extra staff? I didn’t hire any extra staff? What are their names?”

6:14pm: Response: “They simply gave ID numbers, there were 13 of them from Yule Security”

6:15pm: Response: “Find them! We have intruders, they’re making a move for Santa now”

6:19pm: Facility lockdown engaged. Sectors responding as clear 1,2,3,4,6,7,8,11,15,16,19 Waiting for response from Sectors 5,9,10,12,13,14,17,18,20

6:30pm: Status request

Sector 5: <no response>

Sector 9: “why are you stealing everything from the vending machine? What the… no… No…NOOOO!!!!”<static><no response>

Sector 10: *heavy snoring*

Sector 12: “Where is everybody? Why are all the lights out? Oooff! Gross what is this? Some kind of rotten potato?” <static><no response>

Sector 13: “Report, there is something outside the window. I found empty guard uniforms, they were from the temps brought in tonight. What the? What was that?” <static><no response>

Sector 14: “A giant cat! There’s a giant  cat attacking the guards! Command, please advise? We weren’t trained for this!” *Meow* “Oh, my, gahhhh!” <static><no response>

Sector 17: “Is that? Sir there is a snowman down here, and is the temperature controls off? It’s freezing down here.”

Sector 18: <static> “Yoohoo, this Clara Kringle. I’m going to give you all one last chance to hand over Santa, my grandfather, or else!”<static> “Well have it your way!” <static><no response>

Sector 20: <no response> automated security systems status: Green, Armed status: Red (DO NOT ENTER) Cell status: Green

6:50pm: Sectors not responding, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18

6:56pm: Sector 19: *Gunfire* *Shouting* “DIE KITTY!!!” *more gunfire* “Why frosty why?” *explsion* “I know them! Those are the Yule Lads” *yelling* “Sand? Really? Like that will…*snore*” <static><no response>

7:12pm: Sector 20: <no response>automated security systems status: yellow (Main power offline, 48 minutes of auxillary power remaining), Armed status: Red (DO NOT ENTER)

7:20pm: Sector 20:<no response>automated security systems status: Red (Power Draining, 5 minutes of power remaining), Armed status: Black (Ammo depleted, please reload), Cell status: Green

7:25pm: Sector 20:<no response>automated security systems status: offline, Armed status: Black (Ammo depleted, please reload), Cell status: error, cell security not found

7:39pm: Email to Diane Egoorcs

“I quit! I’ve lost my entire team, some of whom were partially digested and defecated by a giant cat! Threaten me and my family all you like, but I don’t want to be anywhere near you when Clara Kringle finds you.

Good luck Jerk!

Holly Chipper, Ex-Interim Head of Security”

*** Check in tomorrow for the Epilogue****

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