Category: Stories

Angel

Angel gets punished by being sent to the worst place imaginable… Earth

The longest word in the English language

The English word antidisestablishmentarianism(UK: /ˌæntidɪsɪstæblɪʃmənˈtɛəriənɪzəm/ ( listen), US: /ˌæntaɪˌdɪsɛ-/ ( listen)) is notable for its unusual length of 28 letters and 12 syllables, and is one of the longest words in the English language.[1] It has been cited as the longest word in the…

Update of J. S. Figment and his madness

Just an update on the monkey behind the madness

Hug

Sometimes a hug can save your life

Well… Who knew

Given the time period I glad it’s not something else decaying in those pages.

Walnuts

What if the animals we see aren’t who we think they are?

Excelsior

This was for a writting group I’m in, we chose 5 random words and had to use them in a story or poem. Weird outcome but great exercise for anyone trying to get into writting.

Eye Contact

Ever make eye contact and it’s hate at first sight?

Warning, contains swearing and sarcasm, those who are fans of banjo music may be offended…. like the rest of the world feels towards banjo music.

Escaping Reality

A car passed John as he walked to work, except it wasn’t a car, it was duck with wheels being ridden by a group of uninterested businessmen. He decided to stop by the coffee shop on the corner and found a long coffee exclusive…

Driving

A prequel preview.

Why is the Toilet Paper on Fire VI

6. Probation “Not again.” Muttered Octavia, as she kicked at a lump of dirt on floor of her cell. A giant blood thirsty wolf happily devoured the watermelon heads of scarecrows in the corner and leaving there beaten and straw-filled carcases strewn about the…

Why Is the Toilet Paper on Fire V

Sandcastles “Really Nadiya?!” screamed the Sandman, “I teach you how to modify the weather slightly and you keep conjuring thunderstorms!” “What’s so wrong with thunderstorms?” asked Nadiya innocently as she gazed over the balcony with an air of melancholy. “I like the lightning best…