This was for a writting group I’m in, we chose 5 random words and had to use them in a story or poem. Weird outcome but great exercise for anyone trying to get into writting.
A car passed John as he walked to work, except it wasn’t a car, it was duck with wheels being ridden by a group of uninterested businessmen. He decided to stop by the coffee shop on the corner and found a long coffee exclusive line… Read More
A prequel preview.
6. Probation “Not again.” Muttered Octavia, as she kicked at a lump of dirt on floor of her cell. A giant blood thirsty wolf happily devoured the watermelon heads of scarecrows in the corner and leaving there beaten and straw-filled carcases strewn about the floor.… Read More
Sandcastles “Really Nadiya?!” screamed the Sandman, “I teach you how to modify the weather slightly and you keep conjuring thunderstorms!” “What’s so wrong with thunderstorms?” asked Nadiya innocently as she gazed over the balcony with an air of melancholy. “I like the lightning best personally.”… Read More
This is dedicated to my cousin Andrew, who’s insight into the world of security and the legal system made my bastardization of everything he told me possible.
http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/qkbpbz/why-is-the-toilet-paper-on-fire-and-where-do-we-go-from-here/view Above are the results of the poll, thank you everyone who participated and get ready for new stories! The first one will star Nadiya Kazuko by popular demand
To My super-mom
Happy Mother’s Day!
Sometimes even villains just need a break.
The elderly are rarely what they seem, and sometimes they’re like Joe and Celine, experts in adventure!
Franken-Pickles! Need I say more?